Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Older, Shorter Rounder, Slower

If you always felt that old people looked, well, kind of short, you're right!  I recently read that as you age you actually shrink.  In fact, everything on your body shrinks.  This is bad news for us men because as you know, nobody wants to lose size in the, (ahem) manly area.  That is actually quite depressing and undignified.  No wonder Viagra has been such a hit.  I don't even think it's sex that motivates these geezers to consume boxes and boxes of this wonder drug.  My feeling is that they just want to walk around hard so that they don't have to see their junk shrinking before their old, aged eyes!
Dang, what a crappy thing it is to get old.  You shrink and you can't screw anymore.  What else is there?  Oh yes, you can eat and drink and get fat as you shrink into a 300 pound midget.
Great.  All that leaves is a fat, little old guy walking slowly around the block with a huge hard on trying to keep in shape.
Where's the ammo for my .40 caliber?

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