Thursday, May 31, 2012

California middle school teacher fired over porn film role

California middle school teacher fired over porn film role

I read this article and you know what I was hoping for right?  PICTURES!  What did she look like?  I hate newspapers.  They think they are so high and mighty!  Any self loathing TV news report would have teased us with this for the 11 o'clock news report and then given us about 5 different pictures of her in blasé  poses while we yearned to find out: 1:  What does she look like naked 2:  What film was she in 3:  can we google her?

No-Butt-Y Wants to See My Butt

So my one follower has indicated that the reason I can't get anybody to read my blog is because I threatened to post my bare ass on this page.  Thanks CJ for that.  I now understand that there is no market for a 50 year old's flat ass on the internet.  Unless you're into that sort of thing...and that's you're own business....
Anyway Im convinced that the only thing that garners any interest on the internet is celebrities and porno or celebrity porno or celebrities  caught in some sort of porno type activity, (you know PeeWee Herman, George Michaels, Hugh whats his name Eddie Murphy etc.).

So now I'm turning my blog into a celebrity porn tracker!  That's what I will be posting for now on.  It will include pictures when possible!  And scintillating interviews!

Good idea?

Monday, May 07, 2012

Nobody reads this blog.  I haven't posted in about a year.  You know why?  Because my life is dull and nobody gives a crap!  Hell, I bet if I posted a picture of my ASS nobody would read this blog.  Let's take a vote.  If I get 20 comments on this posting I WILL post a picture of my bare ass right on this blog for the world to see and make fun of.  That's how sure I am that nobody reads my blog.  The end!  LOL!