Friday, May 23, 2008

Memorial Day Weekend

This weekend is Memorial Day Weekend. Here is a list of things I would like to do:

  1. 1. Bar-B-Q Ribs, Hot Dogs and Hamburgers and drink beer

  2. Listen to music outside on the deck and have a catch with the kids, play bocci ball and frolic.

  3. Laugh with my wife and friends until late into the night

  4. Go swimming

Here's what I will REALLY do:

  1. Stain the fence. All 750 square feet of it. Cut the lawn.

  2. Grill chicken and have it over Romain lettuce and wash it down with a Diet Coke

  3. Yell at the kids because they will be bored and bicker with the wife because I won't be doing enough around the house.

  4. Collapse into bed sore and tired.

Yep. It's a sad, sad existence until the end.